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I done a big poo!

Post by LemonyVodka5 on Thu 23 May 2013 - 11:29

Good day gentle-folk.

Thought I'd best at least pootle across and see what shenanigans are happening over here since someone mentioned it over at MWG on the stereogram and the wireless phonograhical machinery-wizard.

I am LemonyVodka of the 5 variety!

To give you a brief and potted history / description I mainly breed in the Indian and Asian subcontinent. You can find me feeding nocturnally as during the day I like nothing more than hanging around with a group of my peers in lakes and wet paddy-fields. Being an unusual fellow compared to other of my ilk I am comfortable perching in trees and even make my home in hollowed out trunks on occasion. The best way of recognising me is by my distinctive two-tone whistle, comparatively long neck and broad wings......hang on a mo......that doesn't sound like me.......that's NOT me.......that's a bloody Indian / Whistling Duck that is!

How the feck does it dare coming in here, pretending to be me and not so much as a by your leave. I shall distract it with some boobies....that always works!

Anyhoo, now that's been sorted out:

HI!

How's tricks? How have your bowels movements been today? Mine have been fair to middling which is a disappointment. Some people know me, some people don't, most people wish they didn't once they did but then I just treat them like Indian / Whistling Ducks and distract them with boobs

Running on an apparent theme I've not been terribly active recently and thanks to stoof and shoite (Jeff) going on it's not likely to change by much but I wanted to say howdy-doody.

Be excellent to each other and party on dudes (and dude-esses ).

That should do to start with!

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Post by FWG Unky Al on Thu 23 May 2013 - 12:02

Welcome mate. I've opened up the mad house for you. Ninja seeing those emotes, we need more boobies Smile

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Post by Pagey on Thu 23 May 2013 - 14:41

Welcome mate Smile
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Post by The Selkie on Thu 23 May 2013 - 15:01

Welcome over, you citrus-y bastard Afro
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Post by Reaper FWG on Thu 23 May 2013 - 15:30

I <3 Boobies ...
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Post by bal on Thu 23 May 2013 - 15:56

Welcome mate

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Post by LemonyVodka5 on Thu 23 May 2013 - 17:17

Cheers chappy-chaps.

*doffs cap*

How do young Mr The Selkie....sorry, I mean 'Hoi doi yoi doi?'

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Post by Law Ram on Thu 23 May 2013 - 18:28

Lemony - Hello!
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Post by Nikki FWG on Thu 23 May 2013 - 18:41

Welcome
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Post by ROBAFET on Thu 23 May 2013 - 18:58

Lemons! - If I could have an older brother it would be Chuck Norris, but if he wasn't available it would be Kermit the frog, but if neither of these chaps were available it would be Lemons. And he's got a hole in his foot.
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Post by N1NJA FWG on Thu 23 May 2013 - 20:20

Welcome to the site Smile

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Post by FWG Big T on Thu 23 May 2013 - 21:47

Reaper FWG wrote:I <3 Moboobies ...

Fixed

welcome in buddy
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Post by Reaper FWG on Fri 24 May 2013 - 8:48

worse fix ever! does that even make sense to you?
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Re: I done a big poo!

Post by LemonyVodka5 on Fri 24 May 2013 - 10:29

Mr Robert O'Fett - Irish bounty hunter extraordinaire - how many times have you worn that jelmet and done deep breathing to pretend you're Darth Vader? I did it lots

How do Law treacle, hope all is good in your world.

So, how have everyone's bowel movements been today?

What is your favourite biscuit?

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